I don't usually do these things, but I like the ones that happened to work out well.
Go to your iTunes playlist and put it all on shuffle. Say
the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title
as the answer to the question.
1. What do you think of me, itunes?
Let Your Troubles Roll By/Carbon Leaf (not quite sure if that makes sense)
2. Will I have a happy life?
That's Just What You Are/Aimee Mann (I don't know about this one)
3. What do my friends really think of me?
Semi-Charmed Life/Third Eye Blind
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Tangled/Maroon 5 (Is that a yes?)
5. What does [significant other] think of me?
I'm On My Way/Rich Price (That's good to know)
6. How can I make myself happy?
All Along/Offspring (I think that would be a "don't even bother")
7. What should I do with my life?
Wait On Me/Curtis Childs
8. Why must life be so full of pain?
Place For My Head/Linkin Park (I think this band's existence might be part of the answer)
9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Yellow Submarine/The Beatles (underwater?)
10. Will I ever have children?
Fake Plastic Trees/Radiohead (???)
11. Will I die happy?
In Bloom/Nirvana (definitely not a good sign)
12. Can you give me some good advice?
Get Your Hands Off Of My Woman/The Darkness (Hey, we were just talking!)
13. Do you know where your children are?
Fun, Fun, Fun/The Beach Boys (I hope I never have a daughter)
14. What do you think happiness is?
I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself/White Stripes (that's really depressing)
AND:
Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening Credits: Radio Song/Jet
Waking Up: Survival/Yes (I can definitely see myself waking up to this)
Average Day: The Middle/Jimmy Eat World (wow, that actually works pretty well)
First Date: Couch Potato/Weird Al Yankovic (okay, that's definitely not ok)
Falling In Love: Secret/Maroon 5 (hmmm...)
Love Scene: Genius In France/Weird Al Yankovic (apparently I'm going to have a very interesting love life)
Hot Sex Scene: Nothing Else Matters/Metallica (it's so true!)
Fight Scene: Brick/Ben Folds Five (I'm not sure how I feel about this one)
Relationship Fight: Americana/Offspring
Breaking up: Timothy/Jet (the mood fits, I'm not sure about the lyrics)
Getting Back Together: Prelude No. 5/Villa-Lobos
Secret Love: Ride The Trip/Mixin Mark (nope, I can't make any sense out of this one)
Life's Okay: Holiday/Green Day (wow, that's uplifting)
Mental Breakdown: I Am The Highway/Audioslave (I can see that)
Driving: Is She Really Going Out With Him/Joe Jackson (uhhh...)
Learning a Lesson: Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)/Offspring (hehehe)
Deep Thought: Come As You Are/Nirvana (yeah, that's deep)
Sing in the Shower Scene: Get Me Outta Here/Jet
Partying: One Step Closer/Linkin Park (partay!)
Happy Dance: One Of These Things First/Nick Drake (definitely not a happy song)
Regretting: Run Run Away/Great Big Sea (this song doesn't make any sense anyways)
Can't Sleep Scene: A Long December/Counting Crows (I can definitely see that)
Long Night Alone: Sing For Absolution/Muse (that would be a pretty bad night)
Death Scene: Me Like Hockey/Arrogant Worms (sounds like an interesting death)
Closing Credits: Hallelujah Chorus/Handel (I guess it's good to end on a happy note)
Anonymous
November 2 2005, 01:01:43 UTC 6 years ago
As to 9: no silly, not underwater, drugs!
Actually, my real favorite is 10. Instead of children you're going to have fake plastic trees? Like a cat lady, but actually a doctors office.
November 2 2005, 01:02:16 UTC 6 years ago
November 2 2005, 03:19:22 UTC 6 years ago
Erica, you're sick. Sick.
Anonymous
November 2 2005, 03:26:47 UTC 6 years ago
Or does it mean...his sister. DUN DUN DUN. 0_o
(I'm so sorry. I couldn't help it. Yeah, pretty much, I'm a disgusting person. I'm going to go die now. Sorry Ethan!)
November 2 2005, 03:27:17 UTC 6 years ago
November 2 2005, 03:30:45 UTC 6 years ago
November 3 2005, 03:12:27 UTC 6 years ago
November 3 2005, 23:29:12 UTC 6 years ago
...my kids are going to HATE me.
November 2 2005, 03:19:41 UTC 6 years ago